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THE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE THAT
DELIGHTS IN SLOPPY JUDGEMENT

EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT @2AM
buy your sober self a nice surprise

text 'heyyyyyy' to
551-333-7865
to join the party

HOW DOES IT WORK?

You text 'heyyyyyy' to 551-333-7865.
Then at 2am on Saturday night
(Sunday morning),
we text you something great to buy drunk.

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

Nothing. We just send you dope products.
Buy it or don't buy it. Whatever.
(Standard messaging rates apply)

DO YOU GET A CUT?

Nah. We're in it for the love of the game.

HOW DO I UNSUBSCRIBE?

Just text STOP and we'll chill out.

WHERE DOES THIS WORK?

United States only for right now.

ARE YOU DRUNK RIGHT NOW?

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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